Things

• Do a weekly purge of your social networks - if anyone you follow talks more about other people’s lives than their own, delete. 
• In the morning, make a cup of coffee. Log into your savings account and transfer $3.00 from your checking into your savings. You no longer have an excuse that you can’t save money. You know you were going to spend that shit at Starbucks anyway. If you don’t have a savings account, what are you doing on Tumblr?
• Beware those whose only product is positivity, it’s not normal.
• Beware those whose only product is negativity, it’s poison.
• If you want to win an Ebay auction, message the seller with a price and tell them it’s your boyfriend/girlfriend’s birthday soon. Technically you’re not lying because you never mentioned the item was the actual gift, and soon could mean tomorrow or 11 months from now.
• Call your mom